Sunday, July 28, 2013

Her Happy Ending

               Jacqueline just couldn't believe it! Only weeks before, she was worried sick about her thinning hair. She had already notified her childhood friend,Desiree,that she wouldn't make it to her wedding.
A concerned sympathizer, Desiree recommended FAST SHAMPOO for quick results.At first, Jacqueline carried her doubts.
"I've tried other shampoos but to no avail."
"Jacqueline, Fast Shampoo is different. It feeds the hair with essential nutrients, amino acids and proteins not found in regular shampoos."
Staring at herself vividly in front of the mirror,weeks later at the wedding event,Jacqueline shakes her head in perplexity.
She is back to being a Maid-of-Honor.Thanks to Desiree, everything fits perfectly together.
Jacqueline then joins the bubbly entourage in the scenic garden. There she is, Desiree with extreme jolliness.
 "See,I told you. Fast Shampoo has the ability to make your hair grow as fast and as healthy as possible!" Desiree lovingly whispers.
"Excuse me Miss, may I join you?'
Jacqueline abruptly glances aside and sees a striking gentleman.He is Nicholas, the best man.
"Why not?".
"I am the groom's childhood playmate.Magnificent hair you have!".

Friday, July 5, 2013

Lawn Revisited

         My Aunt Matilda was elated when she saw me standing by the garage door. I have just come home to hour vacation house in Houston after a long recluse. It was part of my parents' graduation gift to pay my favorite aunt a visit in the cowboy state.
She led me to  a wooden box containing a Homelite Powerflex Hose that's 
been kept there for eleven years!
"Remember how you loved to sprinkle water on the lawn,dearie."
I gently carried the pressure washer outside the garage and plunged it into the neatly carved lawn.
"This hose remains intact."

"Nobody has ever used it since you left."
I began to loosen up my hold of the hose.Its rubber inner core helped allow it to bend like a rope 25 ft. length.
Seconds later, a childhood playmate passed by the fence.
It was Lettie,the Bully. She used to make fun of my wide and rounded hips back in middle school. She called me Duckie,the Hippie. I cried endlessly and showered her with the hose as a defense.
Now at 22, I am a Bryn Mawr Business degree holder and Lettie is a Mighty Bum!
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